OPINION
There I Was...#64
Published on August 22, 2008 By Big Fat Daddy In Misc

dog training by you.torpedo by you.

 

 

 

 

Believe it or not, most German Shepherds have to be trained to bite people. The trainers start when the dogs are young, about 9 months, with what they call "aggravation training". The handler holds the dog on a leash while his assistant approaches in a semi-menacing manner. The handler acts afraid and yells at the assistant. A smart dog will pick up on the situation and will bark at the intruder. When he does, the handler pets him up and encourages that behavior. After a few sessions like this, the dog learns to be assertive to menacing intruders and will begin barking without encouragement or playacting from the handler. Once that behavior is established, the next step is for the intruder to approach closer, usually carrying a stick. At this new development, most dogs will start to act very aggressive toward the stick man. It usually doesn't take many sessions like this before the next step...stick man approaches and actually hits the dog with the stick. Before you PETA types get wonky on me, the hitting is not hard or painful, it is meant to stir up the most aggressive behavior and prepare the dog to actually bite the stick man. The stick man will pop the dog on the nose and face and flanks, with less force than you would expend on a two year old kid playing with matches or sticking fingers in a light socket. This infuriates the dog and he will begin snapping.

Once that plateau has been reached, the stick man dons the big leather sleeve. He goes through all the other aggravation steps and then starts smacking the heavy leather sleeve with the stick. The dog is furious by now. The handler lets out just enough slack in the leash so that the dog can latch onto the leather sleeve. Over the next few sessions, the dog learns to go for the sleeve, gets whapped by the stick and rewarded by the handler and in just a couple weeks has gone from a kennel pup to an aggressive dog who is ready to be trained to be a ferocious attacker. The dogs learn how to pull on the arm, shake the arm, drag the aggravator to the ground and to hit the aggravator from an all out run. Oh, it is a beautiful thing to see a fully grown, fully trained Shepherd streak across the yard, ears up, a 100 lb brown and black fur torpedo hitting the aggravator (who is now covered in a padded suit as well as the heavy leather sleeve)and knocking him flat. Whew...I gets vapors just remembering it.

So...I told you all that so I could tell you this. I was parked in back of the MP station on Turley Barracks in Mannheim, Germany. I left Golf, my German Shepherd, in the car, I was only going to be in the building for a couple of minutes. He loved to have something to guard...the car was one of his favorite things to protect. After the upset of his very first car ride, he fell in love with cars.

 

When I came back out to the car, I noticed Golf was aggitated; jumping over the seats, back to front and back, growling and grumbling. I should have been more careful opening the door, but he was a fully trained Schutzhund III (a protection dog third level, trained to respond to voice command without a leash and all that) and I didn't anticipate his acting on his own. But he did. Across the parking lot was an old German gentleman. He was dressed in a very nice gray suit, wore a Tyrolean style hat, and walked with a cane. And Golf went after him like he was a Big Mac. Male Shepherds rarely make a noise in attack mode. Females will still be barking crazily through a mouthful of your arm or leg or whatever. So with virtually no warning except the scrabbling sound of toenails on asphalt, the old fella turned to see my torpedo flying for his arm. He turned quickly and half stepped back, causing Golf to miss his arm but grabbing instead, the old guys suit coat and tearing a triangle hole about two or three inches across. It happened so fast that Golf hit the old man at about the same time I gathered enough of my wits to call him out. They are trained to hit hard and hold on until their handler calls them "Out" (or "Aus")...then they hold an overwatch position. If the target moves an inch after the dog has been called out, the dog immediately attacks again without command.

Golf had gone crazy, attacking without command, but fortunately he responded to the "out" command and we all paused a second to catch our breath. I looked at the old German gent who now owned me and everything I would ever have and wondered why Golf would want a taste of this harmless old man. I told Golf to recover and assume a "heel" ("Bei fuss") position. Normally when he had done something wrong, he was visably repentant, tucked tail, folded ears, head low, etc. He showed no sign of that behavior. He actually looked proud of himself. As if he could read my mind, the old man said it was the stick. My furrowed brow brought out more explanation from him. He reminded me of the aggravation training the dogs get in their youth. Something about the cane he carried triggerd the Bezerker in Golf.

We had a lengthy conversation about dogs and training, he had owned several German Shepherds and had trained dogs as a hobby for years. Once they were formally introduced, he and Golf became great friends. He thought Golf was a beautiful dog. When he asked about his pedigree and found out the line Golf came out of, he smiled and said he was familiar with that kennel and some of the great dogs that had come out of it. All through the niceties, I was sweating bullets waiting for the other shoe to drop. Finally, I couldn't wait any longer and asked him what I needed to do to make this whole thing right. He made that typical German gesture, almost a puffing blow through closed lips and said that meeting such a fine dog was reward enough. He understood that no matter how well trained a dog is, they still have the capacity to surprise us. He gave me a short lecture on paying more attention to the aggitation signs and not relying on voice to completely control an aggitated dog. I didn't exactly grovel...well...maybe a little...and thanked him and apologized over and over and finally we parted...if not friends, then at least fellow dog lovers.

As we walked back to the car and the old man headed in the other direction, swinging his cane with an occasional tap on the ground, Golf kept looking over his shoulder and grumbling. I guess he really didn't like the stick.

 


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on Aug 25, 2008

They would run a cleaning rod through a captives head, ear to ear, and hang them up for decoration. So nothing really surprises me about what our "employees" do. We are still doing it.

Ouch.  That hadda hurt.

You have to admit, it's crazy like a fox.  We can't kill people who "steal" from us because most Americans would cry outrage...capital punishment for stealing?  But lots of other countries don't have our gentle sensibilities, or our ideas of rights.  You steal, you get caught, you die.

So, we hire them to be themselves and carry out their own brand of justice.

The flip side of that coin, by the time I got to the PI, Negritos were no longer used, just regular Filipino's, they tended to look the other way when a fellow countrymen was stealing.  Why?  Because they thought our pockets were much deeper and we could afford it.  Their countrymen had to eat.

Which is why there wasn't a single death while the locals STOLE THE FENCE from around the entire base, and the base went years without any sort of fence at all, even out in the bomb dump.

It wasn't until a few "terrorist" attacks off base that we started rebuilding the "fence" read: big concrete block wall that couldn't be carried off like chain link, at the same time they made it a remote tour (no more families) then the volcano shut it up good and tight...heh.

 

on Aug 25, 2008

My understanding is that the ROKs learned that ear to ear thing from the Turks during the Korean War...

I've heard stories about the PI all my life, the Chief created a few legends there.  I guess at one time Subic Bay was as low on the food chain as you could get.  I am glad you got out of there in one piece (am I assuming too much? )  Some places have earned the right to just rot on the vine.

on Aug 26, 2008

I guess at one time Subic Bay was as low on the food chain as you could get.

Oh yeah, Subic was all dirt floors and dirty whores when I was there.

But we rented boats and went out on the bay.  At that time it was one of the few, if not the only deep water warm port?  (That's what we were told ad nausem anyway.)  I don't know much about the Navy, but this was a big deal because they could get the really big ships right in snug and tight up against the dock. 

That was where giant ships full of penicillin for American GI's ported. 

I have some stories, but they're not fit for this forum. 

But I will say, I was the only female in the bomb dump for a looooong time, and there were like 3 of us in a squadron of over 500 men.  And the whores off base (that were about $5-8 tallied somewhere around 28 to every one male G.I.  And the base hospital "took care of" the whores to try and keep down the instances of GIs getting, um, things they can't get rid of.)

How's that for the tax dollar at work?

 

on Aug 26, 2008

Hmmm...clean whores or a bridge to nowhere in Alaska?  Whores is cheaper on the taxpayer...and produces a definite benefit to the American taxpayer...clean boys coming home.  There were some things a fella could pick up in VN, Republic of, that would earn you permanent residence in Camp Zama until you got clean or died...so I've heard, anyhow.

on Aug 26, 2008

clean whores or a bridge to nowhere in Alaska?

I been to both places...its a dang purty bridge!

on Aug 26, 2008

I been to both places...its a dang purty bridge!

on Aug 27, 2008

its a dang purty bridge!

HAHA.  I can't believe you didn't ask me about this.  The bridge doesn't actually exist ya know.

Let me splain...what this means.

The infamous bridge was supposed to connect Ketchikan (which is only 8 miles long and something like 4 blocks wide and has roads literally leading to nowhere..heh) to Revillagigedo Island.  Ketchikan can't grow or expand (it gets 1 million visitors a year via cruise ships) because its up against mountains and the ocean.  The bridge would connect the island (where the airport is located) to the main land (Ketchikan).

So technically the dang purty bridge wasn't a bridge to nowhere, and woulda helped a small part of the American economy (in that area). 

While I lived in Alaska, the phrase,"It's a dang purty bridge," was the local way of dealing with the rest of America and the many many sneering foreigners who asked about "the bridge to nowhere."

Americans were using it as a battle cry to show poor gov spending, and foreigners were using it to sneer at our waste.

Even tho it would eliminate the 15 minute ferry ride, and allow Ketchinkan to expand.  The ferries are considered the "public highway system" in Alaska and are maintained by the gov at great expense.  This bridge would eliminate the ferry.

So the times we were in Ketchikan whenever someone (read non local) asked a local about the bridge to nowhere, and how nuts it was..the local would generally smile and say something along the lines of, "well its a dang purty bridge."  Which effectively ended the conversation.  Because the person commenting thought the local either agreed with the crazy idea of a bridge to nowhere, or they were nuts.

Now I probably didn't give that explanation justice.  But I think you get the drift...


on Aug 27, 2008

on Aug 27, 2008

on Aug 27, 2008

GRRR.  I wrote a caption with that picture TWICE and JU wouldn't take it.

One.  More.  Time.

Ketchikan has two main streets running parallel to the water.  Cruise ships pull right up to the main street, since its 8 miles long, they can get 3 cruise ships at a time there.  Those suckers are HUGE!

Anyway, all that to say, sure, I'd rather pay to support an American economy with a bridge to "no where" (tho the 50 people who live on the island wouldn't call it nowhere I am sure..heh.) than pay for a bunch of dummies who don't have enough sense to keep it in their pants, or wear protection.

Man, I am off my game the last few days...its takes a friggin BOOK to get a simple idea across.

So sorry for the hijack.  I just like to share information.  Which I know is annoying. 

on Aug 27, 2008

So sorry for the hijack. I just like to share information. Which I know is annoying.

Every little bit of information helps to fill in the puzzle that is Tova.  Thanks!  I am personally agin funding clean whores for pimply faced kids who could never get laid in high school.  On the other hand, it is difficult to see the benefit of the average citizen here in the Swirling Epicenter of having a bridge in Alaska (I'll leave the "nowhere" to the experts) wherever it goes.  I am not sure the founders intended our tax dollars to be used that way...maybe they did...but it is a foggy notion to me.

Great pictures, cute kid, and thanks for that, too.  Salmon Capitol of the World?  I didn't know fish were that organized

on Aug 27, 2008

Salmon Capitol of the World? I didn't know fish were that organized

Oh yeah, every spring those buggers TAKE OVER the waterways.  They think they're so hot.

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