OPINION
Published on November 15, 2010 By Big Fat Daddy In Misc

Things have changed.  If you flew out of Rhein-Main AFB to the States in the sixties or early seventies, the passenger terminal was not much different than it was in the forties, pretty plain and a bit austere.  Once you checked  your luggage in, you were herded upstairs to the "passenger lounge" to await the call to board your flight.  The lounge was a large room with huge windows on one wall that looked out on the flight line.  Seating was plastic chairs on metal legs, just like the mess halls had.  Like I said, pretty plain.  Once your flight was announced, you were herded down the stairs and out onto the flight line where you boarded the plane by way of the old mobile staircase.  If your plane was parked further out on the line, they would sometimes take you out to the plane on a bus.  It was a pretty low-rent operation.
In November of 1970, MamaCharlie, HBW, and me went through all of that to get on our "freedom bird" that would take us to McGuire AFB in New Jersey by way of Iceland.  We had shipped our car a month before so it would be in Bayonne waiting for us to pick it up.  We had shipped our dog that morning so he would be in JFK waiting for us to pick him up when we got "back to the world".  Everything had been thought out, planned, executed to perfection.  Right.
The flight from Frankfurt to Iceland didn't take very long;  we had been able to see Ireland also, as we flew over it, well...as much as you can see from 30,000 feet... and lots of frigid ocean.  As we approached Keflavik AFB,  we both commented on how dreary and bleak the landscape was..just a pile of frosty rocks.  At some point MamaCharlie needed to get something out of her purse and after a frantic few minutes searching our little space on the plane, we realized that the purse...containing her passport, our money orders, and lots of other important papers...was no longer with us.  The captain announced that we would be getting off the plane in Iceland and that we would need our passports to re-board after our two-hour layover.  We were more than a little upset;  we talked to the stewardess who talked to the captain who didn't have any idea what to do about it, either.  We were allowed to de-plane and stay in the lounge area (neither of us had any real ambition toward travel in Iceland, anyway) and they allowed us to re-board, but no one really had a clue about what would happen to us once we got to New Jersey.
For the rest of the flight, we were very nervous;  not only was a chunk of our money gone, but we didn't even know if MamaCharlie and HBW (who shared her passport) would be allowed to enter the US at all. At McGuire, they acted like this sort of thing happened all the time;  in fact, it probably did.  We were told that MamaCharlie and the baby would be allowed to enter the country but we would have to pay a twenty-five dollar fee for not having the documents.  And MamaCharlie had to promise that she was a citizen.  McGuire Operations personnel had some fancy telephone hook-up to Rhein-Main (1970...remember?) and soon established that MamaCharlie's purse had been found in the passenger lounge area and had been turned in to the desk at the terminal at Rhein-Main, that it was safe and sound and appeared to have all the traveler's checks, cash, papers, and passport in it still.  They arranged to have it put into the daily diplomatic pouch and would ship it out the next morning. It was the first time in several hours that I fully exhaled.  We got a post taxi to take us to the visiting officer quarters at Fort Dix (right next door to McGuire) and got a room for a couple of days.  They even exempted us from paying in advance after hearing our tale of woe.  This was a good thing because we had to do a lot of things before we could leave New Jersey:  we had to find our car and our dog, and get MamaCharlie's  purse back before we could even think about leaving. 
The room was about normal for military accomodations in those days, but by the time we got to bed, jet lag, stress, uncertainty, and utter exhaustion took its toll, we slept.  The next day we called the shipper to find that they didn't have our dog.  We rode a bus to Bayonne, found our car, got lost in the port area, returned to Fort Dix (right next to McGuire) and called the shipper again...still no dog.  On the third day after we shipped him, and several frustrating calls later, we discovered that the shipper couldn't read simple English and was holding our dog for through-shipment to my Dad's address.  Even though the shipping papers clearly said I would pick him up at JFK, they had looked at the paperwork and saw the California address of my home-of-record and decided that that's where the dog needed to go...but only enough money had been paid to get him to JFK...so they were holding him...I don't know...maybe they figured if they kept him long enough the dog would give up and fork over the balance of the shipping fee.  I wrote an article about the whole thing a few years ago so I won't belabor it now.  In any case, by the time we rounded up our traumatized, skinny, soaking wet, howling dog, got him in the car and drove back to New Jersey, MamaCharlie's purse had arrived and we were...three days late...finally intact and ready to start our trip out to California.  It was 9:00 o'clock at night when we checked out of the VOQ and departed.  Not a wise move, I know, but we all agreed that we didn't need to stay one more minute in New Jersey than we absolutely had to.  We got as far as Wilmington, Delaware around midnight and spent the night.
So, like I said, things have changed.  For a couple of hours, MamaCharlie was an illegal alien in Iceland...a truly undocumented non-person with a baby.  If that had happened today, she'd probably still be in the passenger-holding area at Keflavik. Heehee.  And by the way...if all it takes is twenty-five bucks to get into the country...what's the big deal?


Comments
on Nov 16, 2010

Poor Golf!  He must have been starved.

As for the illegal alien, I am living with one!  She lost her passport (and cell phone - a fancy expensive one) in Heathrow last year and they almost did not let her in!  But the 2000's are not the 70s, and they fished up the scan of her passport from Heathrow and let her in.

I do remember the Rhein Main airbase.  I spent a week sleeping on those chairs waiting for a MAC flight out in 74.  Finally hopped a Davis Charter so I could get to College.  It is not a week I want to repeat!  As you said, austere!

on Nov 16, 2010

Ahhhh....validation....  it's what every writer needs...

on Nov 19, 2010

Sounds like a pretty typical permanent change of station (PCS) to me.

When my friends ask about what it was like to move every 12-36 months for 23 years, I tell them...imagine packing everything you own in two days...(won't take longer than that because you only get a certain amount of weight)...then watch as everything you own pulls away and know you may, or may NOT ever see those things again.

It was so liberating!!  And taught me not to treasure stuff...but the first few times....

As to losing her purse.  OMG!  I'd have freaked out.  My purse has EVERYTHING in it.  From lip gloss to passports.  My stomach dropped just reading that.  So glad she was able to get it back.  Whew.

Now about that illegal immigrant thing.....

on Nov 19, 2010

It was so liberating!! And taught me not to treasure stuff..

Interesting idea - I wondered why I pack so light and really do not have a lot of junk.  A life time of moving did that to me!  I can see I am not alone.

on Nov 19, 2010

The problem comes when you stop moving!  We now have officially made up for a life of moving around and paring down our possessions...we are now living in a house built for seven (just the two of us) and are contemplating a storage unit to house the overflow.

Thanks to both of you for stopping by...seems my readership has dwindled since the re-structuring...but I treasure you both.

on Nov 20, 2010

Thanks to both of you for stopping by...seems my readership has dwindled since the re-structuring...but I treasure you both.

I don't think its dwindled, just that there are less comments (but that may pick up with winter's approach..more inside time).  I've often read you and just enjoyed the read, but I will make sure to at least leave a smiley to let ya know I was there!!

on Nov 24, 2010

(sings) It's no fun, being an illegal alien.  <--Phil Collins

on Nov 26, 2010

Thanks for stopping by!