OPINION
A Request for Hype
Published on January 28, 2007 By Big Fat Daddy In Misc
One of the few stories I have shared with my kids about Vietnam, a request from the Hyperborean Wanderer.

As I was settling into my new digs, one of the old guys came up to me and gave me a spent .50 cal bullet. He told me it was his > lucky bullet given him by an old timer when he was a FNG. No one who had carried that bullet around had been wounded. I felt> like that was a pretty good deal. Within a few days he rotated back the the land of the big PX and I developed the habit of carrying the bullet around in my left breast pocket.

On a particularly ugly night a firefight broke out, a very intense fight that had the dirt dancing all through the compound. The noise was the worst I had yet experienced...explosions...gunfire...yelling...screaming...it was terrifying. In the midst of it all, the Chaplain> cracked. He stood up and started running toward the wire screaming scriptures and waving his Bible at the VC. My squad leader yelled at me to tackle the chaplain before he got hit. Pleasant tasks like that are the lot of the newest FNG. I ran toward him plan- ning to hit him from behind but at the last minute he turned and saw me coming. I couldn't believe what happened next...he threw his Bible at me at point blank range. I was shocked. The Bible impacted my chest and I thought for a second that I was a goner. But believe it or not...the Bible hit me right on my lucky bullet! If it hadn't been for that bullet...that Bible would have gone right
through my heart. I never gave that bullet to anyone when I left. You can't let go of something like that.

Comments
on Jan 29, 2007
LOL. Nice story.
on Jan 29, 2007
Death by Bible.  That would have made headlines.
on Jan 29, 2007
I always loved this story, and it has been a great inspiration for me. When you first told it to us, we were caught up in the story and waited with rapt attention for the climax... The build up of circumstance and action led us to anticipate the crescendo of the finale, and when it turned out to be a punchline, we didn't know what to think! When I tell stories, I try to generate that same feeling of suspense, and have only rarely acheived it.
on Jan 29, 2007
Just for you, Hyperbo. Of course, having the spent slug to show while telling the story adds to the flavor.
on Jan 30, 2007
This is why I love to hear you tell stories....you are just cool
on Jan 31, 2007

Thats funny as hell.

 

I try to generate that same feeling of suspense, and have only rarely acheived it.

 

True... you don't even come close.

on Jan 31, 2007
Gosh Grey, I guess I'm just not up to your standards of witty rhetoric. It isn't 'cuz you're any better educated than me, so it must be that my brain isn't half pickled...