OPINION
Christmas Traditions
Published on December 8, 2007 By Big Fat Daddy In Misc
Tis the season...so I think I will share a tradition or two with you that are among my favorites. This one is not from my family, but when the fella told me about it I immedialtely wished it was. This is how it went:

When he was a kid, everyone went to Grandma and Grandpa's farm for Christmas. It was a large family, with dozens of grandchildren. The rule was to keep the childrens' presents hidden in the barns and other out-buildings until the kids were asleep on Christmas Eve. Then the parents would put all the presents into the dining room where the main Christmas tree was, it was the only room big enough for all those packages.

Shortly after Christmas Eve dinner, as the parents were getting all the kids ready for bed, Grandpa would get out his old 12 guage shotgun and start cleaning it. He would grumble under his breath about that old fat man jamming up his house every year and he was tired of it and was going to put a stop to it. The beauty of this was that the older kids would tell the younger kids what was going on so Grandpa didn't have to make much of an explanation, he just cleaned and grumped. The word would spread around to all the kids that Grandpa was going to shoot Santa Claus...the tension was high !

The next morning, just after the rooster made his first crow, Grandpa went out on the porch and lit off that 12 guage a couple of times and started yelling at that old fat son of a gun cluttering up the dining room again and so on...the terrified kids would charge down the stairs fearing for Santa's life and be met by the sight of the dining room filled to spilling over with presents.

I love Christmas traditions, I love the season and the memories of my littlies when we were able to surprise them. We had lots of things we did every year, some of them I see carried on to their families. Got a good one? Let's share. I'll give ya more of ours later.

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on Dec 08, 2007
That's just so wrong but funny.  So do you carry on this tradition of threatening to shoot Santa?  I'll have to think about our Christmas traditions. 
on Dec 08, 2007
No...I like Santa. But it always tickled me thinking of the kids being waken by the shotgun blast after going to bed fearing for Santa.
on Dec 08, 2007
That's truly horrible. And funny.

We have one tradition...every Christmas Eve, we have clam chowder for dinner. I hate it each year. Yuck!
on Dec 08, 2007
I hate it each year. Yuck!

Now that you are out on your own, you need to establish your own traditions...maybe chicken noodle?
on Dec 10, 2007
It is funny!  But I bet he never even winged the old fat man.
on Dec 10, 2007
Okay, let me get the ball rolling on the traditions.

I think that gifts should be opened on Christmas eve.

All of them.

Every last one.

Options 1-It's 0'dark thirty in the morning and screaming mobs of kids drag you from your bed to tear open the gifts while you are still blearily wiping sleep from your eyes. They wouldn't go to sleep the night before so you couldn't stuff the stockings or go to bed till after 1 am. You wake up just in time for the overtired kids to start getting cranky as they root through chocolote filled stockings....whini-ness ensues and you regret getting the toys that make any kind of noise.

Option 2 (my choice) After a nice family dinner, all the children are in jammies, clean and cute for picture taking. All the gifts from family and friends are leisurely opened by the light of the sparkling Christmas tree. Each child shows off toys and subsequently thanks the giver. The afternoon naps mean that everyone is well rested and cheerful. The children are snuggled into bed after being allowed to stay up late and play. The plate of milk and cookies is preped and stockings are filled. Christmas morning is restful, the kids wont' be up all night waiting for gifts. They can wake up and play with toys until Mom and Dad call them to look at teh gifts/stockings that Santa brought. Pancake breakfast is no big deal...everyone is happy and relaxed.

My family has a long standing tradition of fighting for which option we are going to do! Along with the clear lights/colored lights discussion!

(I vote for clear lights/Christmas eve-HW is for colored and crazy morning)

on Dec 10, 2007
When I was a kid we came up with great logic.

The night before Christmas is Christmas Eve.

Adam came before Eve so Dec 23rd is Christmas Adam.

I was born before my brother, Adam, so Dec 22nd is Christmas D.

My brother is older than me.....and this all leads to us walking up to our Dad on the 20th of December with a gift saying "Merry Christmas Dad!"

We tried this for years in an attempt to start an early opening spree on the gifts!
Usually my dad gave in and let us open a gift on our "day"....of socks!
on Dec 10, 2007
I think that gifts should be opened on Christmas eve.


When I worked in the group homes, for a couple straight years, Christmas day was one of the few days of the year I KNEW I would have off. I wanted to enjoy the holidays, but I wasn't going to miss the extremely rare opportunity to sleep in. So we started the tradition of opening presents on Christmas Eve, immediately after Christmas Eve service, and have been at it ever since. We've never raised our kids up "believing in" Santa (although they have just as much fun enjoying him and KNOWING he's fictional...he's just another fairy tale as far as they're concerned, but one they nonetheless have fun with), so not having him show up overnight's never been an issue.
on Dec 10, 2007
HBW's attitude about Christmas morning stems from another tradition we have in our family, the Christmas Eve dinner. Back when we had very small kids we began having a Christmas Eve dinner that would reflect (in spirit, anyway...I won't eat lamb and I am fairly sure Joseph and Mary didn't eat ham) the kind of meal Joseph and Mary might have had the night before the birth. We would have nuts, and fruits, and pitas, and cheeses and such. The idea was to have a quiet, thoughtful time; a peaceful consideration of the specialness of that night and go to bed with those thoughts in the forefront. I am sure that the anticipation of the next morning's activities dulled the effectiveness of our plan...but that's where the prohibition of presents on Christmas Eve came from...presents weren't even mentioned...in fact, they weren't even under the tree, yet. In recent years, the kids still come over for the Christmas Eve dinner, with all their littlies. It has grown into a less humble affair, and it now includes a tumultous present opening spree afterward, since everyone will be busy at home the next day. Ahhh, well...the thought remains.
on Dec 10, 2007
yes dad, but it's something all the kids look forward to. even the older ones who won't admit to being excited about anything. it's the one thing the older girls in my family don't ever want to miss at christmas time.
also,did you notice how life makes hbw's preference sound so impossible to do? i love that, just like the oxy clean guy make the norm of everything sound so hard. "how did we ever roll up a hose before the flat hose?"
on Dec 10, 2007
love you life! much!
on Dec 10, 2007
oh, and by the way, i have to fight every year to even wrap presents. my wife likes to give them out as we buy them. its ridiculous. i have to hide them from the kids and her. she sucks at keeping secrets. i have a feeling that she tells the kids what they are getting beforehand, and they act surprised for my benefit. you never know what you're gonna get when you marry someone. i guess you'd just have to know her.
on Dec 10, 2007
I love you guys....HW loves how I think (or at least I think he does). I do like the idea of the simple family dinner (I'm NOT a big cook) but we have never actually made the original Stone tradition happen yet.

And Toothache....I AM a little biased. Give me a break! I'm not going to mention the cool parts of Christmas Morning. But we have found a happy medium....we get gifts on both days!

and I love how T. can't keep a secret!
on Dec 10, 2007
i like to read "A Christmas Carol" every year. i also make the kids watch the "Muppet Christmas Carol" with me. and "Emmett Otter's Jugband Christmas" I'm not big on Rudolf, but i love muppets.

we also bake lots of yummy things. pumpkin bread, almond puff pastry, cashew toffee, etc,

and we always leave a plate of cookie press cookies for Santa, who always makes a big mess of the snacks we leave. spilt milk, cookie crumbs everywhere - it's hilarious!

and we have a family night sometime in December when the kids can act out the story of Baby Jesus with their little nativity.

and LH, - could it be that maybe you, not the kids, are too impatient to wait for Christmas morning? just a thought. - love ya!
on Dec 10, 2007
hey mamie, our band is doing river bottom again. we are gonna record it this time too.
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