OPINION
A Wonder-ful Drug
Published on April 11, 2008 By Big Fat Daddy In Misc

It was early in 1970, the Hyperborean Wanderer was about 6 months old, and MamaCharlie developed a muscle spasm in her back. HBW wasn't very heavy but MamaCharlie wasn't very big, either, so picking him up aggravated the back problem a lot.

We lived in Benjamin Franklin Village, right outside of Mannheim. There was a medical clinic in the middle of the housing area, a short walk from our place on Columbusstrasse. MamaCharlie packed up the Wanderer in his stroller and went off to the medics for relief. How do you spell "relief"? Well, in those days the Army spelled it "Darvon". I could go on for days extolling the virtues of Darvon, a wonderful pain reliever that was very popular with any who had a chance to use it. The medics gave an ample supply to MamaCharlie to ease her pain...and since there was a tweaked muscle involved, they included a muscle relaxer...I think it was Robaxin...in any case, whatever it was...it worked real good.

Now in her defense, in those days MamaCharlie didn't eat a lot. And being in pain for several days, she was anxious to get some relief. She took her meds as soon as she got home. Her stomach may not have been empty, but was near as. We had a "Kennedy" type wooden rocker in HBW's room, and that is where I found her when I got home that evening. She was rocking HBW, humming, and had a very peaceful look on her face...sort of a far off look...or a "Far Out" look.

I asked her how she was. In a soft, dreamy voice, she told me about how earlier she had given HBW a piece of bread...and you know what? He just ate it. It only took a little conversation to find out how her trip to the clinic had gone and how wonderful those capsules were. I said, "Why don't I take the baby and let you get some rest?" She thought that was a wonderful idea. To say that MamaCharlie had a low tolerance for drugs would have been an understatement. She hardly ever took anything. Aspirin made her ears ring, I had never heard of Tylenol at that point, so her system was a fertile ground for the workings of something as "wonderful" as Darvon.

Every now and then when old age pains creep in (more and more often, now days), one of us will wistfully ask where a body could come up with some Darvon. Like Milltown before it, Darvon seems to have upset the lobbyists somehow and disappeared. Too bad.


Comments
on Apr 11, 2008

she told me about how earlier she had given HBW a piece of bread...and you know what? He just ate it.

He just ate it?

hahahahaha

That is one of the best lines ever.

 

on Apr 11, 2008
Oh I forgot...your family sounds so fun...I think its really nice how you all blog here together...
on Apr 12, 2008

your family sounds so fun

Thanks.  All silliness aside, I have been blessed with a great bunch of kids and grandkids.  All of my "in-law" kids are not even thought of as that, they are all my kids, too.  And thanks for noticing.

on Apr 12, 2008

Well, I don't think of them as my in-laws.....they are just mom and dad to me. I don't know how I got so lucky, they are the family I never knew I always wanted.   And I'm glad he blogs here too!

on Apr 12, 2008

Darvon seems to be a potential liver risk, among other things.

Dextropropoxyphene

on Apr 12, 2008
I have never had darvon. If I ever get into the situation, I know what to ask for!
on Apr 12, 2008

Doc:  Ya can't get it anymore, apparently...erathoniel may have the reason right there.

LH:

on Apr 18, 2008

Darvon wasn't as good as some of the stronger stuff they have nowadays but it sure made you care a whole lot less about what was hurting you.

on Apr 18, 2008

Darvon wasn't as good as some of the stronger stuff they have nowadays but it sure made you care a whole lot less about what was hurting you.

Yeah, like all good painkillers, it really doesn't make the pain go away, it just doesn't seem to matter anymore.