OPINION
Published on December 15, 2008 By Big Fat Daddy In Misc

 

roddie at 2 by you.

Last month my little sister gave me a bit of a fright. We were bound for Phoenix to attend the funeral of MamaCharlie's mom when we got a call from San Diego telling us that Roddie had some bad test results and it looked like scary surgery was on the horizon. So we included a two day extension on our trip so we could "swing by" San Diego on our way home to Colorado from Arizona (we use the same map that HBW & LH use). It was a fun two days and we had a great visit and were able to ignore the potential Sword of Damocles (oh...look it up!). Since our short visit she has had the surgery and it looks like all the nasty stuff was pulled out leaving no need for Chemo or nukler medicine. Yea! She is a tough lady, she got that from our mom, Betty Lou. So I thought it would be a good time for a little tribute to the spirit and grit that is Roddie Gayle.

As seen above, at age two she was angelic...in appearance. She was in personality somewhat different. She was stubborn, she argued with the parents in a way that I would never have dreamed of, and she was aggresively violent...really! She developed a pinch that was not like normal pinching. She would catch a flap of skin between her index and middle finger and somehow work her thumb into it. The result was the most painful pinch you ever experienced. She would hold her little fist up threateningly and warn you. The Chief often told stories about trying to put her to bed, she would climb out of the crib and beat him back to the living room. After a couple of these foot races, she would raise that fist up at him with a mean-eyed threat. He would tell her that if she pinched he would spank her. She would respond, "Gon ta do it!". She would, he would, and they would cry together until she fell asleep.

Betty Lou's favorite pinch story had to do with a neighborhood bully we called "Bootsie". Ok, not much of a bully name, but he was 10 while the rest of us were seven and eight. He was pushy and usually took the prime position in whatever neighborhood games were in progress. On this one occasion we had found some large cardboard boxes and formed a "fort" out of them. Bootsie came along and demanded entry, he wanted to go all the way inside to the "keep". The problem was that Roddie had taken up residence in the inner-sanctum and was not impressed with Bootsie or anyone else, for that matter. He crawled in and started trying to force Roddie out. She pinched him. He howled like a little girl. He wasn't dumb enough to hit a little girl, but he grabbed her with the intention of pulling her out. She let him have it with a flurry of her best pinches, he left the site screaming and crying for his house. A few minutes later his mom showed up with Bootsie in tow. She demanded to know which one of us ruffians was this "Roddie". Roddie had come out of the boxes and was standing next to Bootsie's mom, looking so sweet. Bootsie's mom was absent-mindedly petting Roddie on the head as she ranted about this bully that reduced her darling Bootsie to tears. She wound down and finally demanded to know which one was Roddie. We all pointed at the same time, at the same little angel. Roddie was looking up into Mrs Bootsie's face with her best sweetie smile. Bootsie said, "That's her, mom, she pinched me."

Mrs Bootsie's face did a slow transition from an embarassed pink to an infuriated red. She grabbed Bootsie by the ear and frog-hopped him all the way home. Roddie watched her go with a disappointed half smile on her face, I think she liked Mrs Bootsie.

Well there is a gimpse of the little sister...honestly, I don't think she ever pinched me...we was buddies...I was "her Jim".

 

 


Comments
on Dec 15, 2008

dad, this is hilarious. my jaybean has a super hard pinch that she (for unknown reasons) calls a "chinese" pinch. she pinches you, then grabs her pinchin' fingers with the thumb and forefinger of her other hand. she's not allowed to touch maxxo with it, cuz it's the only thing she does to him that really gets him upset.

jaybean and roddie have a few things in common. and jay is still in love with her "tiny little" aunt.

on Dec 15, 2008

My oldest son was like her as far as bed time.  And my youngest son like her in running the roost!  He had the older 3 kids cowed!

  That was a great story! Thanks for sharing.

on Dec 15, 2008

Jimbo:  these are the rewards of parenthood...hearing your children dealing with THEIR children .

Doc:  Thanks

on Dec 15, 2008

HAHAHAHA.  Now that's a story I loved to hear, but thank you Jesus, don't have to live!

One more stubborn child would do me in!

I can just see it happening though, HYSTERICAL! 

Glad to hear everything worked out ok with the surgery.

on Dec 15, 2008

Glad to hear everything worked out ok with the surgery.

Thanks, Tova.  Some things in life a big brother just can't protect you from...sniffle...

on Dec 16, 2008

i was just telling sara the other day that part of being a parent is the little ego trip when one of your kids does something that reminds you of yourself. it's great to watch them figure things out. unfortunately, jaybird has a lot of the same problems i had in school. i feel bad for her, but part of me is glad that i understand her, and that she understands me.

and maxxo looks at me over his glasses. it cracks me up, cause it reminds me of you.

on Dec 17, 2008

 

on Dec 17, 2008

This was absolutely hilarious!  Roddie was a little darling! (and still is)!  I'm glad her surgery went well.  Thx for doing such a great job re-telling this one!

on Dec 19, 2008

Roddie was a little darling!

As Betty Lou used to say, "If you want to fight, pick another subject!"