OPINION
A Silly Story
Published on February 1, 2009 By Big Fat Daddy In Misc

I know it is a silly little story. I also know that among you there are similar stories that won't mean much to anyone but you. But my best friend in high school was Charlie Smith. He only went to school for one semester because he had nephritis and was tutored at home most of the time.

After high school he attended computer programming at a trade school. There was a girl in his computer class who had gone to high school with us named Cheryl. I never knew her very well, but every boy in the school knew who she was. She was very pretty, she was a songleader, she was real smart, and she could pop the buttons off of Dolly Parton's shirts. I think most of the boys were aware of that last qualification more than the others.

Cheryl became good friends with Charlie in a purely friendly way. They both had romantic entanglements; Charlie was blinded by the Bitch-Who-Needed-To-Die and Cheryl had a guy. So they would have lunch together and talk about stuff.

One day she came up to his table and startled him just as he was spooning in a bite of soup. He dribbled soup down his chin and she said without hesitation and with absolute deadpan, "Crackers first, Charlie". He sprayed the rest of the spoonful across the table.

I told you it was a silly little story. But this is how those "in-expressions" get started. So if you do something that appears to be obviously or hiliarously out of order in the presence of Cheryl, or BFD, you may get the same counsel, "Crackers First".

 


Comments
on Feb 02, 2009

This was way over my head [the meaning] but I have a good visual of Charlie spitting soup!lol!

on Feb 02, 2009

This reminds me of when I was in high school in Germnay, my friend Lee had written in huge letters on the wall in his room, "FIRST YOUR PANTS, THEN YOUR SHOES."

on Feb 02, 2009

This was way over my head [the meaning] but I have a good visual of Charlie spitting soup!lol!

It is just about how people share silly moments and from those moments come sayings or quotes that have meaning to them and few others.  If you take a bite of cracker, then spoon in some soup...no problem...if you go with soup first, it may run out when you try to put in the crackers.  So her advice to a dribbling Charles was to go with the crackers first.  And that became one of those inside jokes among us.

"FIRST YOUR PANTS, THEN YOUR SHOES."

Excellent advice.  Shouldn't there have also been a sign about keeping the hair on both sides of your head about the same length?

on Feb 03, 2009

Shouldn't there have also been a sign about keeping the hair on both sides of your head about the same length?

The list of things that should have been written there is pretty long.